The Real World Invades My Hometown

So I met the newest cast of MTV’s Real World the other day. This upcoming season will be filmed in Austin, and I found the cast holed up in a bar on the infamous 6^th street in Austin. They were pretty much the typical cast: a couple white people, a black guy, a gay guy, a self-proclaimed societal outcast and a hermaphrodite in a wheelchair. The alpha male of the group had about as much charm as a kick in the nuts, but every girl in the bar, being a whore for attention, was all over him. Of course, I really can’t say much, seeing as how I was the guy who kept walking in front of the camera, nonchalantly going to the bar every 2 minutes. Ostensibly, I was just drowning my organs in alcohol, but my actions served a higher purpose. I really just want to be the guy the producers have to cut out of every scene because he ruins the shot. Here’s hoping my mission was a success.